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Saturday, September 2nd, 2006
2:28 am	Panui Part 1 Yeah I was reading all about this man called Panui. I was reading for days and the only thing I got out of it was it seemed he quite keen on sniffing other people's undies in the locker rooms. Oh yeah and something about him in a canoe discovering something stupid I which I can't remember... Oh yeah which reminds me... yesterday I kept mini vomiting in my mouth and it felt like my stomach was on fire. I tried to brush my teeth but THE SMELL IT WONT COME OFF! here you have a smell.... Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar So whad ya reakon? Hullo? Hey HEY! Where you going? Current Mood: Paraniod (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 30th, 2006
6:18 pm	Magical Touch Hey what do you guys call a bunch of fully grown men on an adventure doing farts...? No that wasn't a joke I was actully curious what you would call it. Darn right disgusting is what I'd call it! Current Mood: Need to do pooes (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, August 6th, 2006
10:54 pm	Cross Dragons Last night me and the men dressed up as girls and invaded some man's house and drank all his alchohol and in return we vomited in his yard and raped his house mate. I was having a great time, espeically due to the fact that I wasn't the rape victim infact I might go as far to say I was part of the gang. Although there was one part on the dance floor where I felt a moist errection, lightly pressing against my side. By the time I turned round, what ever it was... was GONE! Only the fishy aroma lingered round. I felt almost powerful that I managed to avoid a potentail rape embaressing scene. Any hoo, when I came home there were all these wild dogs walking round the house like they owned the joint but little did they know that it was a rental property and the only owner was an old italian man with black toe nails. Current Mood: Healthy (Comment on this)
Saturday, August 5th, 2006
1:46 am	Age and Puberty Questions Ok... How old were you guys when puberty first hit? I think I've gone through it, I mean I've grown hairs and all that Jazz and sometimes I sperm in my bed BUT... I think there is something missing. Oh yeh don't freak I'm over 18 and if any of you ladies out there are reading I'm also single Current Mood: Govin Saha (Comment on this)
Thursday, July 27th, 2006
10:44 am	The Old Battle Cat Yesterday morning I took home an old battle cat. I fed it and spent hours patting it and tickling it's neck. At Around 4.15pm he scatched me in the face so i spat in his face and sent him packing, back onto the streets. I guess he was jealous about my face when his was all scratched up. He must've been jealous of my perfect black well rounded moles that decorate my body. Current Mood: Betrayed (Comment on this)
Saturday, July 1st, 2006
1:26 am	You should have listened Yooooooou Kid! You stupid, stupid kid... You just had to inquire about the village trolls when I specifacly told ya not too. You to go on Wikipedia and look it up and now look at you... You've lost EVERYTHING! Current Mood: angry (Comment on this)
Friday, June 23rd, 2006
11:34 am	If your fond of Sand Jews and Salty Air... you'll love this new song by Groove Armada... Hold the phone I'm getting a message from Mr Crabs.... oh its not sung like that? Oh this is embaressing. Atleast I'm not a rape victim... oh wait I am in a kinda sexual way... man when do I ever get my break? Oh wait another important message from Mr Crabs..... well aparantly I've had my whole fucking life on break so Super star DJS here we go. din din din din din din din din din Bam and that was the end of it all Current Mood: Heeeeeelp (Comment on this)
Thursday, June 22nd, 2006
8:12 pm	New Cartoon Hey mom, for your information I'm been creative! So creative infact that I made a cartoon and it got onto newgrounds, even tho all the salty old internet nerds did all they could to stop it from getting through... Oh man I got an idea why don't you check it out.. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/320203 Trust me you'll love it! Current Mood: creative (Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 21st, 2006
1:00 pm	Cum Bun Bell Fart! It's a country thats changing... IT's COUNTRY THATS CHANGING... Itsa changing because the people are leaving... Bell Fart! Bell Fart! When the country rings, the living fart you last... Bell Fart! Bell Fart! When the HATE you have for one another lasts... You can try? YOU can try! To make a better place for to live in! Yeah... I've become a bit of a Rock in Roll Rock star who's not afraid to pump his phat beats ova the live journal. Yeah... I live the Rock N Roll life style - Rape, Date Rape Drugs and Rape in Roll... ROFL! If only the toads back at school could SEE me now, they'd take back every mean thing they said about me inlcuding that time everyone sat me in a circle and chanted BAD BREATH, when it was not offensive breath in any manor what so ever... Current Mood: Have a good day (Comment on this)
Monday, June 19th, 2006
11:39 pm	Dried Scotel 007 Oh its youz fellaz agen. Man Lemmie start that I saw a tiny bit of James Bond and let me tell you they all suck a lot! It's what some may call a salty movie. (even the jokes are salty) If your one of those people who think they are good fun. I can tell you 1st hand that they are not and you will probally die from an over induced salt intake. Oh I got a joke... Whats the differece of hooking tubes up to your veins and filling them with salt to watching a James Bond movie? The answer is not too much except some people might actully enjoy getting the extra salt in their diet through the tubes. Have you guys heard of the dried scotel 007? Now thats a quality series involving a series of tickling games with adults and children. Oh get your mind out of the gutter, not that kind of tickling. I talking about sexual tickling... jefes chrurst! Current Mood: cranky (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, June 2nd, 2006
11:55 am	Crystal Eyes OH man you wouldn't belive what I did last night... I broke into a small studio apartment looking for Jewlls to steal but all I found was a woman. So I picked out her eyes and took them home with me. I'm currently selling them on Ebay for $50 a pop. I currently have 13 bids but when I winner takes the offer I'll find out his address go round to his house and when he's expecting the package I'll break into his house/flat/bungalo and remove all his eyes and maybe the eyes of other residents in the house. Current Mood: Collective (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, May 27th, 2006
2:39 pm	New Song din Din DIN DIN DIN.... I have the power to kill Caroll Flower just give me an hour or two. I have the resource to get covered in rape sauce just please don't tell my family. SO yeah thats the new song comming out soon... trust me you'll love it! Current Mood: busy (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 24th, 2006
11:07 pm	Good Morning East Timor Man just come back from my latest excersion in East Timor... DO you know it? I'm sure you've heard all about it on the rape vine but now I'm here to tell you first hand what it was like. Lemmie start off by saying that there are a lot of negroes or what ever the hell they are, we'll just call them savages to be politically correct. Now, I have a special way of telling stories, I like to customise to your maximum enjoyment. Ok lets start... What do you want to wear? What do you want to see? and who do you want to meet? I'll choose the last question for you and instead of saying who do you want to meet in East Timor it'll be who don't you want to meet and that would be a local militia. Aparantly they have an attack of 45+ and special stat that would knock your sox off. Oh another fact about East Timor is that its really bad, it doesn't even have the internet. The only form of entertainment is banging two sticks together (and not even in time). Now next part of the adventure... Do you A) Go to shopping B) Feed Lions C) Go to the cock fights Why did you choose B)? They don't even have lions in East Timor... If your going to play silly bugger you can forget this whole thing! Current Mood: calm (Comment on this)
Saturday, February 11th, 2006
2:38 pm	Kelsy Grammer and Green Day Hey, Did you watch the news last night? Kelsy Grammer and Green Day formed together and created a remix of American Idiot. It Goes A Little Something Like This..... "Dona wanna be a U.S interpreter (Guiter Music) Din din Klap trap America" well thats how it went. I hear Kelsy Grammer is also doing his Derk Trap, U.S Interpreter Techno Remix called "Say Sorry to my Leg". Paw I smell dried fruit and camel bile... Current Mood: devious (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, February 4th, 2006
12:21 am	Urine Test Results... Hey men... heeeey Ladies by saying ladies I actully mean the male genitalia. Oh yeah bad news, got me Urine Tests Results and let me tell you something. It turns out that I should've been dead three years ago and I'm now nothing more than a mere rotting corpse. I was so outraged I slapped the doc in the face. I had just got a new hair cut too and was feeling really good about myself until I was referred to as a MERE rotting corpse. Anyway we got this bucket where everyone is the house whacks off into it, everyday sometimes twice. We are seeing how full we can get it before we dump in a girl scouts head who trys to sell us cookies. My mum says I've become a revolting person, well news flash gang. I'm a fucking Genital man! Current Mood: listless (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, February 2nd, 2006
3:18 pm	New Crush Hey have you heard about Betty? Well she's dead! I bet you thought I was going to say Betty Spagetti and then break into a Techno rap that would put J Scales to shame. Well I hate to be the bearer of bad news and breath but what the hell do you think this is? A cafe? For God sake! Sweet Satan and bubu Jesus! RAPE Rape rape... Oh yeah, Guess who my new crush is? Voilent Fems... I think she's hot judging by the name. I'm going to try aquire her number and... oh shit I think I have been the victim of a terrible prank. Voilent Fems isn't even a girl, its a band and even worse to my knowladge there are no girls... so does that mean I'm... dare I say... a homo-sensual? I might pop down to the local target and by some perfume scented candles and oils to cover the terrible smell of sweaty, b.o stained carpet in my lair. Oh Christ! I am a homo-sensual and I might be bordering on been a raving homo-sensual. Thats ok, I can live with it but just don't tell mum. She's rip my lips out... Current Mood: Confused and Upset (Comment on this)
Monday, January 30th, 2006
12:28 am	Happy New Yers Hi gang and happy new yers. Is dis 2006 and is dis gonna be a good yer. I have new yers resolotion and thats to find Jesus... I might even get to see his penis. I imagine it to be either really small or really big or just average size. Fuck I hope god didn't see me writing this because I don't know how he'd feel about me discussing his son's genitals. Oh yeah and what kind of father was god anyway? He let his baby go down the gurgler in flames... I feel really sick at the thought now... Current Mood: Earth Quake! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, December 27th, 2005
1:30 pm	New Urpdart Hello and Welcome to the wonderfull world of live journal with your favorite rape victoria, Kensington reporting to you live from Koala-Lumpa. Why do they call it that? Well its situated on top of a large Koala's arm... HOW random is that!?!?!?!?! Anyway last night, I got rolled by a Koala-lumpian child. I thought he wanted candy but it turned out he wanted to pop my cherrub which was very embarressing. I think someone, somewhere along the line, saw my penis so I might just lay low again for a while. But apart from that things have been good. Oh shit, the giant Koala's arm is moooooving... ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH! Current Mood: jubilant (Comment on this)
Wednesday, November 16th, 2005
12:52 pm	Rita Casindra and the Castle of Pain Hey liddle peanuts... you know what time it is? Well its time for another update! And your gonna read it. Now I found out that if you donate money you get to go good places with God. Like Heaven and even hell sometime and also Limbo. In heaven is there rape? If so I wont go there because I wouldn't like that sort of carry on in the after life... garrrd this is getting pretty deep.. better lighten the mood with all this talk of death and jazz. Poos and Wees and Farts and Bums and Shit and Fuck and Wee Wee and fart fart and Poo Rape... Rape? Whoops there we go again. Oh Be quiet big men don't cry... "Anyway, hows it going mate?' "Not bad, yourself?' "Yah not bad... whoops I just soiled my nicley clean underoos with blood n semin... so sorry its my body" "Nah you're alright" And the thing is I wasn't alright so I just didn't know what to expect anymore but tones of savage beating that would soon follow. Current Mood: Hypo (Comment on this)
Tuesday, November 8th, 2005
12:41 pm	Dog Treats Hey, Last night I spent the as usual the night bymyself... I had eaten a few onions earlyier that morning and left some chewed up peices in the sun. So that night I went out to peg the washing up and would you belive it... they were dried. So naturally I ate them and belive me it was fantasic... Current Mood: Getting Better (Comment on this)